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Cast: Stacy Valentine, Tina Tyler, Nikita, Vicca, Juli Ashton, Anita Cannibal, Keri Windsor, Peris Bleau, Randy Spears, Kyle Stone, Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Steve Hatcher, J.J. Michaels, John Strong, Cris Cannon … with Scotty Swartz and Crystal Crawford

Produced by Jane Hamilton

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Cast: Juli Ashton, Melanie Stone, Keri Windsor, Heaven Leigh, Bridgette Kerkove, Evan Stone, Devin Wolfe, Brick Majors, Jack Hammer

Directed (we happen to know) by F.J. Lincoln

Cast: Juli Ashton, Mickey G., Shanna McCullough, Tina Tyler, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Herschel Savage, Tyce Bune, Colt Steele, and John Decker

If Romance Novels had a XXX Movie Version …

Listen to the Sexual Voices in Your Head

Cast: Julia Ann, Jezabelle Bond, Kristal Summers, T.J. Hart, Tommi Rose, Jodie Moore, Brad Armstrong, Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Eric Masterson

Analysis by D.Minion

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Before she was Juli Ashton

Cast: Juli “Austin” Ashton, Norma Jeane, Alicia Rio, Gabrielle, Tess Newhart, Sindee Coxx, Eva, Christina Angel

Producer: Mr. Rosebud

Cast: Julia Ann, Stormy, Devinn Lane, Kaylani Lei, Olivia Del Rio, Ashley Long, Julia Taylor, Brad Armstrong, Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Dale Dabone

(All mirrors should reflect Julia Ann or Stormy. The world would be a happier place.)

Grand Poobah’s Hoopla: In brief order, befitting this introduction area after all, you should be aware of the keen value held by a Risqué Business knife on a porn shoot. In addition to the small, but mighty blade for opening packages of new sex toys, the knife also has little scissors for cutting tags off of lingerie. Equally important in some circumstances, it has a nail file that actually works, because, let’s be honest, in some sexual situations, having sharp nails can be a definite bummer, killing the mood faster than a broken condom — or thinking about your mom. It also has a remarkably efficient pair of tweezers tucked into a slot in the back, perhaps not critical in most lives, but pretty darned important if they’re going to record every aspect of your body in high definition soon — and then keep it on the internet forever.

Analysis by Just Plum Nom

Old-School heavyweight sweat shirts with the modern standard for “in the know” emblazoned proudly on the breast — above the heart, naturally. … You can find a lot of cheap sweat shirts online, but you have to look around a lot to find quality this high. And you can only find ones with the wildly popular “Risqué Logo” here. You can keep your own business risqué while still maintaining the subtlety that marks a superior mind (and we say that with not the least little bit of humility, by the way). If you understand the concept of favorite old sweat shirt, then you’ll know where to get another one to start the process of those many, many washing. How you get them dirty, well, that would be up to you.

(T.J. Hart, Kristal Summers, and Dee not included. Yeah: Bummer. We know.)

Unlike most of us, Denim gets better with age. Consequently a Risqué Denim shirt must therefore at least keep our outward appearance improving. Right? … The Risqué Denim Shirt demonstrates a commitment to youthful vigor in a time-honored classic representation of core Americana. Wearing a Risqué Denim Shirt, therefore, provides a vital link in the global economy and evidences a committment to the ultimate value in the lessons of history itself. Should individuals dedicate their wardrobes to include only Risqué Denim Shirts, in fact, conflicts of any kind would simply cease to exist. … Or maybe they’re just really, really comfortable. … That could be it.

(Dee and T.J. Hart not included. We suck. We know.)