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a Risque Sweat Shirt

Risque Reserve: In Stock


Quick Overview

Old-School heavyweight sweat shirts with the modern standard for “in the know” emblazoned proudly on the breast — above the heart, naturally. … You can find a lot of cheap sweat shirts online, but you have to look around a lot to find quality this high. And you can only find ones with the wildly popular “Risqué Logo” here. You can keep your own business risqué while still maintaining the subtlety that marks a superior mind (and we say that with not the least little bit of humility, by the way). If you understand the concept of favorite old sweat shirt, then you’ll know where to get another one to start the process of those many, many washing. How you get them dirty, well, that would be up to you.

(T.J. Hart, Kristal Summers, and Dee not included. Yeah: Bummer. We know.)

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Rsiqué Business Hoopla: Stay warm and toasty in a Risqué Sweat Shirt. You’ll find it exceptionally heavy-weight, particularly good-looking, and embroidered with the Risqué Business logo — sure to impress friends from current to future. (These works as wonderful conversation starters, as you’ll see.) You'll be the envy of your friends in this top of the line shirt manufactured by Russell Athletic. Suitable for putting on – or taking off of – men or women. … If you look closely at the photos, you can see Dee and Kristal making the “sign” for the Large and Extra-Large versions, because obviously these women can be cunning linguists even if they’re only using their hands. As has been the motto of Risqué Business since it began, you may consider all our offerings, expensive — and worth it.

[The man that owned VCA during its wonder years with Juli Ashton and Michael Ninn also had the name “Russell” so you know these must be good. Also, as you can tell from the product image for the XXL version, if you know two very small people, this shirt has many fun uses! Come to think of it, we need to think about some more of them. Feel free to send in photos with your own variations.]

Analysis by D.Minion with Help from Dee, T.J., and Kristal

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