Valley 911

A lot of Adult movies are send-ups of mainstream TV shows, but Valley 911 is a take off of Reno 911 — which satirizes Cops. And it’s funnier (and much sexier) than either of the previous incarnations! [Get ready for some verbosity here. D.Minion liked this movie a lot.]

Julia Ann and Jessica Drake are members of a police squad in the San Fernando Valley, the porn capital of the world. Julia Ann, Jessica, and their fellow cops work for truth, justice, and the American Way as they bumble through their duties and have lots of hot sex! [Gee. That sounds like our office.]

Jessica and Eric Masterson respond to a domestic disturbance call, but when they arrive the couple has finished fighting and has moved on to the making up. Of course they watch, just to make sure everything is OK! … Steven St. Croix and Trevor Zen are on the lookout for violations on a porn set. It’s all on the up and up, but Porn Director Harry Weiss is apparently a fan of the local police, so he sets the cops up to act in a scene with Cherokee and Kaylani Lei. (What? No HIV tests?) … Eric and Julia investigate a "Peeping Tom" who's actually a pizza deliveryman. After Eric questions him, Julia investigates him "differently!" … Vice cop Jessica poses as a hooker while her fellow cops watch and listen from the van. They're so smitten with a passing co-ed that they fail her hear Jessica giving the signal to move in for the bust. So she has sex with her john, Brad Armstrong, anyway! … As Julia and Eric look for the Valley Peeping Tom, they decide to take a much-deserved "break" on their police cruiser!

By the way, Julia Ann and Eric Masterson manage to stumble into the Peeping Tom after their tryst, much to everyone’s surprise. I guess the cops in Porn Valley are doing their jobs after all!

[All of that said, if you do like a little comedy with your porn, this is a good show. D.Minion does go on, doesn't she?]

Analysis by D.Minion

DVD Extras Include: Bonus Scene with jessica drake [the way she prefers the spelling, btw], 5.1 Dolby Sound, “The Making Of” Featurette, Star Galleries & Stats, Box Shoot Coverage, and various Wicked Promotional Bits.