My First Porno - VHS

Questions:

1. How do you get adult movie stars to tell the truth about what it’s like to be in this industry?
2. How can you get them to be honest, relaxed, and generally open about what it’s like to make a X-rated movie?

Answer: Simple. Lie to them!

And that’s just what Ashton View did. Only two people on set knew the guy shooting “behind-the-scenes” actually had the responsibility for shooting THE MOVIE!! (And one of them was not me. But I’m not bitter. OK. I might be a little bitter. But I plan on getting over it. Eventually.)

This fact becomes obvious early, which makes for fun viewing. Now rest assured that even though we all had a lot of fun making this movie, and everyone was clueless as to what was really happening, the sex (basically among friends) gets extremely hot. Shayla LaVeaux has sex with 3 guys in one scene and, a little later on, with one of her fans off to the the side of the house. Of course, they never thought this would be in the video. Lovely Wendy Divine fulfills every pizza delivery boy’s fantasy. She orders a pizza, but has no money to pay for it. What is she to do? Alexis Amore enjoys sex by the pool with Ted Hunter. He plays a sleazy porn agent for whom she has to audition for a job. Guess what the audition calls for! The toy party , of course, turns into the girls using the toys on each other. They all seem to be enjoying themselves, even our very own Deb (of "Deb’s Diary" fame). The title of the video has two meanings. This is Kristal Summers’ first adult feature film and two scenes from Curious are included at the end. Curious was Shayla’s first adult movie. Randy Spears has the distinction of being the first guy to have sex with each of these beautiful ladies for their first on-screen experience. What a lucky guy!

As of yet this show has never made it to DVD, so dig out that old VCT, grab a beer, sit down, throw your brand new copy of MFP into the machine, and enjoy the final cut of what turned out to be a joke on a bunch of unsuspecting porn people.

[Essentially we put the most cliche porn scenarios we could think of into one script, signed up Andre Madness to Direct that show, and then called our old buddy Jace Rocker to drop by the local watering hole. (We couldn’t use the office, because we lied to all of those folks too.) Jace and I built “the real show” around what Andre and his crew put together, and had simply a blast doing it. … Remember: This was “gonzo” before gonzo, “reality” before reality. … When the truth of the matter came out in the marketing plan, nearly to a person we got phone calls wondering, “I didn’t say anything stupid, did I?” … As for Andre himself, to this day he brings up the deception in My First Porno, at least lightheartedly — sort of. He might still be a little bitter too. IO keep telling them, though, Art is Sacrifice.]

A note from Kristal Summers: Well, actually this IS my first porno. I was so nervous … and if you see the movie you can tell that I'm really nervous! I had my first scene with a guy in this movie, the sexy Randy Spears. Inari Vachs also joined with me in the scene. If nothing else, when you watch this movie, you can see how much I have changed and learned to love the sex scenes over the years!

Analysis by D.Minion

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