Catherine – Double Disc

I've known Michael for over a dozen years, and I'll just say this. I've seen him get this way about a movie only a very few times over those years, and those turned out to be very good movies. If you like Michael Ninn, you'll love this movie. If you like some guy with a camcorder that costs less than he’s paying the woman to have sex for him, stay away from this show. Honestly we can’t put it any more simply than that.

If you have further curiosity, however, highlighting the list included Best Video, Best Art Direction, Best Director, Best Special Effects, Best Editing, and Best Packaging … in addition to Michael’s usual assortment included for effective presentation of incredible copulation.

Oh! Then we find a solo scene from Audrey Hollander, and one from Justine Joli. There’s a third from Nikki Blond, and a fourth from Adriana Rouso. Then we have a fifth scene (that smokes) between Audrey and Justine. The BTS footage from Europe turned into its own “show” — as did the BTS from Los Angeles. There are 350 pictures in the “official” gallery, and over a thousand more in the “Special Section” — for which Michael built a custom “Flash”; environment. Oh, that section also has the complete score from the movie in mp3 format, in case you want to take it with you, or play it during … um … special moments. And then of course there are the various movie trailers that always seem to pop up on these things, which other than the fact that they’re Michael Ninn trailers, wouldn’t be all that special. Then, of course, we can’t forget the long video interview with Audrey and Otto, real-life husband and wife, and the stars of this show.

Those would be about the only things worth noting here — except for the fact that ALL OF THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO BE BONUS FEATURES ON DISC TWO of the Catherine release. Disc One has the movie.

[In our (admittedly less than perfectly humble, usually) opinion, the copywriter for this epic release summed up the several hundred thousand dollars spent on this show in one succinct line:

“The Story of a Haunting Woman. The Story of a Woman Haunted.”

… We have in this instance resisted the temptation to compare how this pithy description might relate to women in general, of course. As a rule we do try to avoid philosophical and political ruminations in a catalogue environment. One should, we think.]

Analysis by Nobody Special

DVD Extras Include: All that stuff in the second paragraph of the description up there. Repeating it all again here seemed too much, even for us.